Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. Incidentally, today marks a year anniversary since these applicants file for the post. Rumor has it that the contenders vie a very close fight. One was a former assistant, the other a 'kabarilan' and lastly the 'kalaban'.

Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. The fight was closely monitored and surveys are all over. It was rumored that the first 2 candidates are already done with the commission's scrutiny while an MMDA CCTV footage shows the 3rd candidate's driveway blocked by a 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago preventing him from attending the final scrutiny. Department of Justice mentioned that the plate number was registered to a governor. His identity is yet to be divulge after thourough investigation.

Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. Media outfits were already invited for the much anticipated announcement. However, only 3 journalist confirmed the invitation. One from Radyo Bombo, one from Radyo Veritas and the other was from Radio Rights!

Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. In a private conversation with Geisha Diaries, the candidates aren't expecting anything out of the ordinary. The ordinary is one of them will be chosen, the extraordinary thing is that the seat will be awarded to the kin of the commissioners!

Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. In a very private conversation, one of the candidates confided that either 1 or 2 has a close rivalry. Asked about what the candidates opinion about number 3, the humble servant asked for a commercial break!

Malacañang has yet to announce a new cabinet member from Commission on Appointment later today. A confidential information reached Geisha Diaries that one of the candidates has already drafted a temporary restraining order and a letter of complaint address to LadLad, Commission on Human Rights and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Apparently, this candidate was cheated, harassed and worst dubbed as 'seahorse'.

This just in!

In the pursuit of a better if not the best candidate, Malacañang announced in a closed door conference attended by close friends in the media, that a new recommendation was endorsed to Commission on Appointments earlier today for reconsideration. Upon hearing the news, the 3 previously endorsed candidates are now on their feet for a nationwide protest for the deportation of chinese nationals and for the fight against malnutrition!


September 20 in History:

1860 – The Prince of Wales (later King Edward VII of the United Kingdom) visits the United States.
1967 – RMS Queen Elizabeth 2 is launched at John Brown & CompanyClydebank, Scotland. It is operated by the Cunard Line.
2000 – The British MI6 Secret Intelligence Service building is attacked by unapprehended forces using a Russian-built Mark 22 anti-tank missile.
2001 – In an address to a joint session of Congress and the American people, U.S. President George W. Bush declares a "war on terror".
2008 – A dump truck full of explosives detonates in front of the Marriott hotel in Islamabad, Pakistan, killing 54 people and injuring 266 others.
2010 – Pan Pacific Hotels Groups started outsourcing their reservation center to be called as PPHG GCC. The training started with 13 agents.  Three are now real estate agents, 1 made a fortune out of hoax miracles, 2 became OFW's, at least 4 made it into politics and the rest are in the state of coma!

Happy Anniversary Guysh!

1 comment:

  1. i believe the post is for the new Malacañang "SPOKESPERSON" ...good luck to one of the candidates who tend to go "SPEECHLESS" when butterflies start fluttering in her stomach and who would rather work than "speak"...

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