That would be the greatest performance of my life to date!

I dont know how to make kwento but to cut the story short, i joined my friend to the airport to fetch her X coming from Cagayan de oro.

She received a call in the middle of our badminton session (after our graveyard shift) and everything happened in a flash. Had brunch at Cash and Carry, went home to get a shower, pack up for sleep over and headed to the airport to meet the 4:30 PM ETA.

It was 5:00 PM already. We never saw any signs of broomstick flying nor coffin docked on the tarmac. We had walked through the lobby of the arrival area million times. Assumed that the bitch was lost, we even went up  and checked the departure area but still no sign of dead meat or foul chicken dung.

An hour passed. The excitement and the butterflies in our stomach seeing the bitch in the most pathetic way possible was replaced with angst. We were hoping and praying that she wont show up when a text came in.

"i am at the exit with the guard'

And so we checked. No one was lying dead, not a minute sight of brain scattered  on the exit floor with a guard. We double checked. Still no sign of death. Asked the guard on duty one by one and passed through the metal detector several times.

No sign. Until we decided to beg for an internal information,  personnel from Cebu Pacific might not disclose.

She's not included in the list of passenggers from the morning flights till 5:00PM!

And off we go.... to celebrate!

Exhausted, pissed, furious, hungry and sleepy.... but we're happy enough that the tonta turned bitch slash liar never came! I can only wish her a natural death. Something like dragged by a babbling, mambling band of baboons, flesh rent into pieces and scattered like shit!

And i sooo hate the experience!

Ang hirap talaga maging Bianing Burlasa :P

9 comments:

  1. Lucresia ba ang ibig sabihin ng L sa LJ? Bwahahahahahaha!

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  2. exactly my point!

    a very rubbish attitude synonymous to an uneducated piece of gorilla exposed in the outskirts of a wartorn area!

    her attitude sucks like leeches on the balls of a cow!

    disgusting, blimey and soo tonta! chozzzz :P

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  3. pero on the contrary maganda ang loob ng airport kesa sa naia 2 at 1... :d

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  4. tama ka kuya badoy!
    kaya nga in-enjoy ko na lang yung ikot ko sa NAIA3... kahit bwisit ako! :lol:

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  5. bastos nya oi... nag doctorate na na sa KSP... nuthin more to say nasabi na nila lahat.

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  6. hahaha, you sounded like Loodlum novel, hahaha!

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  7. Hahaha, ay, cencia na natawa ako, pero nde biro un, nde magandang biro, gusto mo rumesbak tayo.. balatan natin ng buhay at budburan ng asin at paminta, hehehe..

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  8. nyahaha! natawa ako sa performance in my life na opening ha. as for "her," may araw din yan. sa mga taong tulad nyan, tiyak marami yang kaaway so di mo na kailangang gumanti. may gaganti na tyak para sayo! hehe...

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  9. OMG! Lucky me, I haven`t come across such creature! Give her mag asawang sampal when you see her!

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