I got tagged by Zang from Consoling Asylum about this meme and as grateful as i can, i later saw my fingers typing these texts on my outlook drafts!






I am no peculiar being.
Ito ang nagagawa ng paghithit ng rugby


I must admit i'm a very typical geisha who ran around for men and dreamt about some wild fantasies on cover boys in ICON and other mags. But then again, i realized (after reading Zhang's post) that his weird habits as i put it that way, have also been my wrong doings.




And of course, having attended numerous journalistic endeavors and CJA '91 forums, i deem it more approriate to post those that have not been ever mentioned. The word is--Plagiarism!








Moving forward, i really had a very good nosebleed about this post! I have been extracting every tissue of my brain to reveal those hidden in my subconscious and to finally release the wierdest things i've done and continously doing to date.



And I indeed came up with these.


And this is not for the faint-hearted. (Sana man lang di ito mabasa ng lola ko baka hampasin ako ng tungkod)


1. I love collecting even a minute object that catches my eyes. From thumbstacks to paper clip and from fake swarovski to gold coins. I dunno, i just felt like a royalty when i hear the sounds of it and see it shines in my hidden chest. I consider it a priceless treasure.


2. When i was a grade schooler (grade 1 to be exact) i've stolen a book from the table of my faith healer teacher. It was through the book that i learned how to read and speak in paradox. Since I knew then that stealing is bad (from the book itself) I only read it at my favorite hang out place back then, under a large Talisay tree and hid it from everybody. I read the book from cover to cover and finished reading it after 3 years. It was then i realized the book i was reading for the past years was a BIBLE. Thus, making me an agnostic. Creepy isn't it? awooooowwwww....






3. Like Zhang, I also walk like theres no tomorrow. Not because Time is gold for me but because i hate turning my back while walking. Some people say i was like a cadet in the field when i walk, stomach in, chest out. And the credit of my posture goes to theatre workshops that broke my back. May sira lang talaga likod ko!

4. My normal sleep starts at 9 AM and call time is at 10 PM. Alam 'nyo na, professional colboy po ang inyong lingkod. Mahirap talaga kumita ng pera lalo na dito sa Maynila kaya pati pag co-colboy pinasok ko na. I usually wake up at 6 and feast over my fave tuna mixed with sweet chili pancit canton. Try it! Masarap 'sya!

5. I went to sleep naked with bulk of tissues behind me. So whenever i had a hard on, kelangan pa bang e-memorize yan?

6. I sing a lot. But my fave song is not Regine's or Celine's. I sang songs from Pavarotti, Bocelli, Brightman and even Enya's New Age. Wag lang Gregorian chant. Nawawalan ako ng libog 'nyan. Request and you shall be granted!





7. If given a chance to be into other shoes, i would like to be a bonafide pauper, a beggar. Maybe because as of now tinatamad na akong magtrabaho! I'll prefer begging for food, money, sex and love! But I realized bad yun kasi for me "ang tamad ay walang karapatang kumain ng titi"!

Those are the only things I consider unique in me. The rest has already been mentioned and i bet you too have something to say about it.





Help me collate my peculiarities, Slap me some comments! Salamat! 



7 comments:

  1. gaga! haha.. nakakatawa tong post mo. in fairness, like you I do #7. parang wala akong balak magtrabaho. pagod lang kasi. gusto ko isusubo lang sa akin lahat ng gusto ko, pati na titi. haha

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  2. i already updated ur link! i think i can very much relate to you on the sleeping in d nude, hehehe, but not often at walang na yang tissue tissue na yan! :)

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  3. cge cge.. papalitan ko yung link pero link mo din ako wala ako dito eh

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  4. bwahahahhahha.... malamang pag nabasa to ng lola mo lagot ka!
    pero hmmmm curious lang ako, may blog din ba lola mo?
    hahahhaha

    peace bro! Love it!

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  5. sureness... ^^ thanks for the add!

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  6. luka luka! shocks, may postura pag naglakad..hahahah

    Geisha: yes mare! signature ko yan! :)

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