Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys his age rather curious. He
had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was and how it
was done. One day he took his question
to his mother, who became rather
flustered. Instead of explaining things
to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the curtains one night and watch his
older sister and her boyfriend. This
he did. The following morning, Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his
mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and
talked for a while, then he turned off
most of the lights. Then he started
kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis
must be getting sick, because her face
started looking funny. He must have
thought so too, because he put his hand
inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except
he's not as smart as the doctor because
he seemed to have trouble finding her
heart. I guess he was getting sick too,
because pretty soon both of them
started panting and getting all out of
breath. His other hand must have been
cold because he put it under her
skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse
and began to moan and sigh and squirm
around and slide down toward the end of
the couch. This was when her fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because
Sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making
them so sick......-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It
just jumped out of his pants and stood
there, about 10 inches long, honest,
anyway he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When Sis
saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started calling out to God and
stuff like that. She said it was the
biggest one she's ever seen; I should
tell her about the ones down at the
lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got
brave and tried to kill the eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden
she grabbed it with both hands and held
it tight while he took a muzzle out of
his pocket and slipped it over the
eel's head to keep it from biting
again. Sis lay back and spread her
legs so she could get a scissor-lock on
it and he helped by lying on top of the
eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and
her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squashing it between them. After a
while they both quit moving and gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and
sure enough, they killed the eel. I
knew because it just hung there, limp,
and some of its insides were hanging
out. Sis and her boyfriend were a
little tired from the battle, but they
went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It
jumped straight up and started to fight
again. I guess eels are like cats-
they have nine lives or something. This
time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill
it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute struggle, they finally killed
the eel. I knew it was dead, because I
saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off
and flush it down the toilet.

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